Friday, April 07, 2006

Best Fortune Cookie Fortune. Ever.

I'm sure many of you are aware of, and perhaps have participated in, the tradition of cracking open a fortune cookie, removing the tiny slip of paper from inside and reading it to your friends, adding the words "in bed" to the end of whatever sophism or clairvoyant message is printed on the paper. (There's even a web site that will do this for you.) The following is the fortune I shared with my friends and colleagues at lunch today:

A package of value will soon arrive. In bed.

If anyone needs me, I'll be at home, waiting. In bed.

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